Story time trolls Add a SENTENCE

So, there was this time in GW where three brave young(but mostly old) men decided to start a new form of Gatewars, and then Les got stoned.

and Les rolled down a hill and hit a newly built MS and tried to eat it thinking it was a giant cheeseburger! :O

But, biting into metal hurt my mouth even though so i dais F' it and went down to get a pizza!!

and a mothership blew up the pizza place when you arrived outside it!!

Mad at the MS blasting my Pizza, I hit the mothership...

The mothership got angry and did something nobody thought it could do...

it turned into a giant tulip! which then...

made me wonder exactly where turnips came from!!

:O which shocked the world that tulips turn into turnips!

After I found out about the turnips, I looked at life a completely different way.

Because now people worship the turnip god!

With the Turnip now being a god, Les feels like less of a man.

and then Les finds out he is half turnip!!

Being half turnip is not that bad to me.

so Les minions started building turnip statues for worshiping the turnip god! :O

Then, they wre blown up by ISIS.

Then kitteh melted ISIS!

After noticing that even burning the dumb ass terroist they are like cock roaches, you have to kill them all.

I nuke them and crush them with steam rollers!!

After seeing and ggogling what a steam roller is Les in intrigued, so much that he buys himself one to drive around in.

then everyone wants one!

So, Kitteh starts to build tanks to sell to everyone involved in fighting terrorism!

but the tanks only work if much gold is given!

Even if that gold is a stream, that causes much relief...*zip pants*.

Seeing that Master Rahl pissed gold made Les like him even more and ind of thought awkwardly about how much he liked this pissing idea.